7 Things - Parody

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I probably shouldn't say this
But sometimes when I’m hungry
I think about the previous
Relationship we've shared

It was awesome, but we lost it
It’s not possible for me not to eat
Now I’m standing in the kitchen
And you probably won’t listen to what I say, my fridge

The 7 things I hate inside you
The 7 things I hate inside you
In you
Broccoli, Corn,  Peas, Soy, that’s for sure
Fruit makes my tummy churn
The food you store, makes me cry
Organic stuff is all Mom buy’s
Sugar-Free ice cream
It makes me sick, I can’t take one lick
I wanna be with the food I love
And 7th thing I hate the most inside you
The cabbage tofu

It's sickening and stinky
As I put food on my plate
What I want to eat now
Nachos with meat and cheese
When I see it, I might eat it.
If it’s tofu, I might heave it
on  the floor
Oh I might starve to death
Your taking my will to live

The 7 things I hate inside you
Broccoli, Corn, Peas, Soy, that’s for sure
Fruit makes my tummy churn
The food you store, makes me cry
Organic stuff is all Mom buy’s
Sugar-Free ice cream
It makes me sick, I can’t take one lick
I wanna be with the food I love
And 7th thing I hate the most inside you
The cabbage tofu

Compared to all the good food
That would take too long to eat
I probably should mention
The 7 that I like

The 7 things I like inside you
Pudding, Twinkies, Chocolate sauce
Dunking food in cheese fondue
Chili dogs, cheeseburgers and more
Gotta some pie down at the store
My hand in you
Grabbing for Thai food, it’ll be alright  
I wanna eat the all the food I love
And the 7th thing I like the most inside you
Pop and Jell-O, too


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You do, ooooh
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La Dee Da
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